Tips for dating a girl

If you can't get her name right, you can't get her number. Don't spit in your girlfriend's grandmother's face.9. Introduce her as your [insert ethnicity here] girlfriend.

I don't care if her name is super-hard to pronounce, like Xochitl. It's like what Maury says: "You are NOT the father," so stop asking her call you dad.7. Oh, it's cute that you think you have a shot in hell at winning. In Latino culture, turning down someone's food is the same as spitting in their face. If you messed up and we get mad, take responsibility.10.

READ ALSO: 3 tantric sex positions for long distance couple Don't put her on a pedestal Why do you want to be with her? You can be attracted to her because of her educational level, job, social status, family background among others. Are these factors enough reasons to be with someone?

Take her off the pedestal and evaluate whether or not you can really see a relationship with her. Find the right time, the right mood and approach her.

I like to imagine men I've dated relaying our relationship to his children and grandchildren: the one that got away, that beautiful, wise African American princess who taught me so much!